joke of the day

joke of the day

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to... 23:14

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber
whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid
in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The
barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two
quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and
asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the
quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the
barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the
customer leaves, he sees the same young boy
coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May
I ask you a question? Why did you take the
quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked
his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the
dollar, the game is over!”